muffed

to high five someone's face aggressively

damn! he just muffed the bartender!

by deadcaity May 5, 2011

muffed

to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.

I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.

by crazy muffer August 7, 2010

Muffed

When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.

Your life got muffed

You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.

by victems October 22, 2013

Muffed

Another word for fucked.

"I broke a chicks spine doing her doggy style."
"Dude, that's MUFFED".

by InflatableTiffany November 25, 2008

muffing

forcefully placing the female genitals over the mouth/nose.

He needs a good muffing.

by BC Ted August 9, 2003

MUFS

An acronym for the very serious disorder: Messed Up Face Syndrome.

"Ew that was the ugliest girl I've ever seen in my life."
"Yeah, she has a bad case of MUFS"

by elly zass November 29, 2009

muffed

when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture

Broski why does this chair smell like ass???

oh Elaine muffed...

by jamankita October 17, 2010