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Mr.stone 

looks like a elf on the shelf with those rosy ass cheeks.
-bitch, Mr.stone looks like a fuckin elf on the shelf.
Mr.stone by Sara E. February 2, 2018
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Mr.stone 

The worst type of person like bus driver who works for Greene county tech school district who preys on the weak also usually an ass
Friend: oh fuck it's mr.stone maybe this time he won't target us.
Me: no probably not he is and always will be an ass.
Mr.stone by R/fuckmr.stone October 23, 2019

mr stone 

A peedo who preys on young children and often is found hanging around nurseries and pre-schools
That man looks like a Mr Stone
mr stone by Pues, si July 17, 2016

Mr. Stone 

A bum ass bitch teacher who likes to scare little kids
If you see Mr. Stone RUN.
Mr. Stone by ugly ass hoe February 20, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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