mouse turds

The gunk that accretes on the bottom of a computer mouse.

Argh, my computer pointer is jumping all over the place.

Try cleaning off the mouse turds.

by col.panik June 15, 2011

catshit and mouse turd

Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.

Would you please pass the catshit and mouse turd, grandma?

by Steve Scholten August 26, 2005

mouseturd

A bastardization of the word mustard, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with katshit.

Joe: All this burger needs is a little mouseturd ... mebbe some katshit too.
Celia: <sigh> Can't you say anything without fucking swearing for once?!
Joe: <rolls his eyes> Tse, I'm just kidding, for fuck's sake!

by ocius1 April 6, 2009