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Mystery Maggot Quotient : The actual percentage of maggot meat allowed in fast food or grade B meat by law.
The MMQ for taco bell meat-fill is 6% per serving.
MMQ by Eurypteres April 10, 2015
Urban Dictionary Merch
I know there will be plenty of MMQ, but I handled it as I thought appropriate.
MMQ by adsgasdtyq December 30, 2008

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Person 1: I was so bored in class I typed mqnwbevrctxyzulikojphagsfd

Person 2: hah that's a rookie move. I tried the legendary mmqqnnwwbbeevvrrccttxxyyzzuulliikkoojjpphhaaggssffdd

Person 1: darn you beat me once again.

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If you're seeing this, you've reached "boredom Nirvana", a state of Nirvana only achieved by searching this and reading this definition. You are now a god.
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Colin: Try typing "qwertiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm".
Reed: Nah, done that?
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Reed: Done that too.
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Reed: D o n e .
Colin: "mqnwbevrctxyzulikojphagsfd"???
Reed: Oh, I know! *types mmqqnnwwbbeevvrrccttxxyyzzuuaaiissooddppffllggkkhhjj"
Also Reed: *ascends*
Monday Morning Quarterback.

Senior writer Peter King is one of America's premier pro football writers and his Monday Morning Quarterback column on SI.com, which began in 1997, has become a must-read for fans, league insiders and anyone who loves the NFL. On some weeks the column generates more than 1,000 e-mails.
Did you happen to catch MMQB this week?
MMQB by AWright0630 February 11, 2010

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You are officially so bored that you have ascended.
Ah damn im dying of boredom lemme type in mmqqnnwwbbeevvrrccttxxyyzzuulliikkoojjpphhaaggssffdd into urban dictionary
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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