MLIB 

My Life is Bro

Used to describe events that are especially brotastic.

Today I chilled out by the pool with my bro, drank some beer with my bro, and got high with my bro. We're just two bromosexuals in a bromance. MLIB

The hardest decision I had to make today was deciding which set of sperrys goes best with which one of my many lax pennies. MLIB

Today I had a Dave Matthews jam sesh, watched some lax, fucked my girlfriend, and downed like 16 natty ices. I did one of them more than once. Let’s just say it didn’t involve sports, beer, or music. MLIB.

MLIB by FIJI Beezy June 1, 2010

MLIB 

The chillest website ever
My Life Is Bro

Mason: Whats the sickest website ever?
Nik: MLIB
Luke: Thats what i was about to say
(all fist bump)

MLIB by a person who pops ginos December 22, 2010

MLIB 

"My.Life.Is.Batman"

Any Action, or thoughts that pertain to the mannerisms of Batman.

Example: "I beat up a guy dressed as a clown today. My life is Batman."

"My parents both just got murdered in front of me. MLIB"

"I just dropped a gangster into a vat of chemicals. MLIB"

"Seduced a woman who was formerly a lesbian. MLIB."

"Today I dreamed up an expensive plan to kill Superman. MLIB."

MLIB by Jyu.Ichi December 12, 2009

MLIB 

My Life Is Boring. Said after a sarcastic comment about what you are doing.

I HAVE LECTURES ALL DAY! ...MLIB

MLIB by cheezecake135 October 22, 2010

mlib 

acronym for My Life Is Boring.

Man, I have nothing to do today." "Me neither, mlib!

mlib by elefunte July 9, 2010

MLIB 

The meaning MLIB means (M)erch (L)ink (I)n (B)io.

When Jake Paul ends his vlogs: MLIB

MLIB by Short words March 30, 2018

MLIBA 

acronym: My Life Is Below Average
This acronym, like FML and MLIA must ALWAYS go at the end of a sentence.

1. WTF I farted in class, MLIBA.
2. Today, I woke up and looked at myself in the mirror. MLIBA.
3. All I did today was community service, homework, and work. MLIBA.

MLIBA by nnykaza September 13, 2009