acronym: My Life Is Below Average
This acronym, like FML and MLIA must ALWAYS go at the end of a sentence.
This acronym, like FML and MLIA must ALWAYS go at the end of a sentence.
1. WTF I farted in class, MLIBA.
2. Today, I woke up and looked at myself in the mirror. MLIBA.
3. All I did today was community service, homework, and work. MLIBA.
2. Today, I woke up and looked at myself in the mirror. MLIBA.
3. All I did today was community service, homework, and work. MLIBA.
by nnykaza September 13, 2009
Get the MLIBA mug."My life is a joke". Unfortunate, annoying things just keep happening to you. Over, and over and over again.
Kim: "Guess what happened to me yesterday."
Sue: "What?"
Kim: "They lost my luggage at the airport. And this creepy guy won't stop stalking me. Oh, and I fell down the stairs...again. MLIAJ."
Sue: "What?"
Kim: "They lost my luggage at the airport. And this creepy guy won't stop stalking me. Oh, and I fell down the stairs...again. MLIAJ."
by eyehasanidea January 13, 2010
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normally used when giving a description to how your life is average, Today, I swallowed a watermelon seed. A watermelon did not grow in my tummy. MLIA
normally used when giving a description to how your life is average, Today, I swallowed a watermelon seed. A watermelon did not grow in my tummy. MLIA
Today, I was walking along when I noticed a sign that said " DANGER! KEEP OFF GRASS". I walked on the grass. The Danger was not present. MLIA
I bought a plant from Home Depot the other day. The cashier told me to water it everyday or else it would die. I didn't water it everyday just to see if it would die. It did. MLIA
Today, everyone walked right past me and didn't even think to sit next to me on the school bus. My feelings aren't hurt though, I'm the bus driver. MLIA.
I bought a plant from Home Depot the other day. The cashier told me to water it everyday or else it would die. I didn't water it everyday just to see if it would die. It did. MLIA
Today, everyone walked right past me and didn't even think to sit next to me on the school bus. My feelings aren't hurt though, I'm the bus driver. MLIA.
by brehbrehbrehbhre] June 6, 2009
Get the MLIA mug.1. An acronym meaning My Life Is ACTUALLY Average. Used at the end of an average anecdote, especially an average anecdote that is free of cliches and, as the name implies, actually average. It is similar to MLIA (My Life Is Average) but the added "ACTUALLY" (usually in all-caps) is in retaliation to the large number of un-average and cliche stories that end with "MLIA."
2. mliaa.tumblr.com. A website where stories that end in "MLIAA" are posted. These stories are checked to make sure that they are free of cliches, ninjas, Harry Potter, dinosaurs, awesome things, or general un-averageness. Originally formed by a member of MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com), this website offers a haven for those who liked the old MLIA before it became cliche.
2. mliaa.tumblr.com. A website where stories that end in "MLIAA" are posted. These stories are checked to make sure that they are free of cliches, ninjas, Harry Potter, dinosaurs, awesome things, or general un-averageness. Originally formed by a member of MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com), this website offers a haven for those who liked the old MLIA before it became cliche.
1. Guy: Today, I noticed that MLIA stories are all cliche. MLIAA
2. MLIA-er #1: Ugh, look at all these cliche stories on MLIA
MLIA-er #2: I heard MLIAA is ACTUALLY average!
2. MLIA-er #1: Ugh, look at all these cliche stories on MLIA
MLIA-er #2: I heard MLIAA is ACTUALLY average!
by Slartibartfast5 November 3, 2009
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by Mariaax February 17, 2010
Get the Mibao mug.Today I chilled out by the pool with my bro, drank some beer with my bro, and got high with my bro. We're just two bromosexuals in a bromance. MLIB
The hardest decision I had to make today was deciding which set of sperrys goes best with which one of my many lax pennies. MLIB
Today I had a Dave Matthews jam sesh, watched some lax, fucked my girlfriend, and downed like 16 natty ices. I did one of them more than once. Let’s just say it didn’t involve sports, beer, or music. MLIB.
The hardest decision I had to make today was deciding which set of sperrys goes best with which one of my many lax pennies. MLIB
Today I had a Dave Matthews jam sesh, watched some lax, fucked my girlfriend, and downed like 16 natty ices. I did one of them more than once. Let’s just say it didn’t involve sports, beer, or music. MLIB.
by FIJI Beezy June 1, 2010
Get the MLIB mug.The people who OP's don't think about when writing submissions. The ones who sit through Steve every day for three hours. The people who have the best comment section on the internet.
by MLIACommenter August 14, 2010
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