MLAOO 

Someone who is laughing their ass off, but can't type.

Person 1- "*sends something funny*"
Bad typer (person 2) "MLAOO"
Bad typer (person 2) "oops LMAOO**"

MLAOO by gay girly January 16, 2022

MLAOO 

Someone who is laughing their ass off, but can't type.

Person 1- "*Sends something funny*"
Bad typer (person 2)- "MLAOO"
Bad typer (person 2)- "oops"
Bad typer (person 2)- "LMAOO**"

MLAOO by gay girly January 16, 2022

maloof 

(n): an individual who arrogantly makes unreasonable demands of others while being unable or unwilling to meet his or her own obligations

Basketball-team owner: We don't like our team's arena. We're moving immediately unless you build a new one.

City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.

NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.

Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.

City and NBA: What a maloof!

maloof by eastbayted September 20, 2012

Maloof 

Verb. Making plans with one person, a group of people or city to have future endeavors, all the while having the intent to never follow through with said plans.  Named after the gayboy Maloof brothers who jewed the City of Sacramento and Kings Fans.

Dan: Brew, totally gagoogled her gashmoigen last night!

Rick: Nice!!! You gonna call her again!?

Dan: Nah Bro, it was a hit it and Maloof it.

Maloof by WPS916 September 19, 2012

Maloofed 

The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.

I got maloofed so hard today.

What happened?

I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.

But you have muscular dystrophy.

Yeah, I know.

Maloofed by Polly Grip March 28, 2010

Malooch 

n. A loud-mouthed do nothing.

Someone who is always telling other people what to do while doing nothing themselves.

Someone who is always bragging about things they have done but you know damn well it's all bullshit.

This jag off is always running his mouth and getting nothing done, what a malooch.

Malooch by NECKLEATHER April 13, 2020

maloofing

Getting fucked maliciously and needlessly often by somebody far too incompetant to understand how bad they've fucked you.

The worst maloofing of my life was when that bitch fired me for putting money in the register. I was a cashier.

maloofing by Polly Grip March 23, 2010