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when your girl is giving you head you shit in your hand and spread it all over her head and make it black and smooth

james was in the bath room at a car dealer getting a micheal jordan after he bought a car.....kind of like a thank u mj

micheal jordan by james gardiner January 29, 2008

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Micheal Jordan

FUCKING SUCKS

EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"

Micheal Jordan by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 12, 2025

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micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.

zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

micheal jordan aint got shit on me! by nismogtr311 March 14, 2010

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Micheal B Jordan Son

Davarreon Jenkins (aquaman_djay on ig) aka dj

You:Who is Micheal B Jordan son
Other person: dj

Micheal B Jordan Son by jessica olsen Step dad July 4, 2023

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Michael Jordan

God in a pair of Nikes

Michael Jordan by Johnny Cockface September 29, 2003

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im the Michael Jordan of

a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.

jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.

im the Michael Jordan of by Normal everyday guy January 26, 2011

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Michael Jordan

the greatest basketball player ever.

Michael Jordan by wizzle August 24, 2003

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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