micheal jordan 

when your girl is giving you head you shit in your hand and spread it all over her head and make it black and smooth

james was in the bath room at a car dealer getting a micheal jordan after he bought a car.....kind of like a thank u mj

micheal jordan by james gardiner January 29, 2008

Micheal Jordan 

FUCKING SUCKS

EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"

Micheal Jordan by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 12, 2025

micheal jordan aint got shit on me! 

to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.

zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

micheal jordan aint got shit on me! by nismogtr311 March 14, 2010

Micheal B Jordan Son 

Davarreon Jenkins (aquaman_djay on ig) aka dj

You:Who is Micheal B Jordan son
Other person: dj

Micheal B Jordan Son by jessica olsen Step dad July 4, 2023

Michael Jordan 

God in a pair of Nikes

Michael Jordan by Johnny Cockface September 29, 2003

im the Michael Jordan of

a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.

jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.

im the Michael Jordan of by Normal everyday guy January 26, 2011

Michael Jordan 

the greatest basketball player ever.

Michael Jordan by wizzle August 24, 2003