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mini horse 

A horse breed that was created by some really smart old guys who realized they got more money for their littler ponies vs. the bigger ones. In 1978 the American Miniature Horse Association was formed (AMHA) to promote the "breed". Now these horses look like replicas of the larger horses breeds...Very very cool and fun but not good for much but winning ribbons, doing tricks, having babies, crapping all over the yard or pulling little carts. Bet you can't own just one. Suckers who get caught up own lots of them.
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Mini Horse 

A smaller than a horse, bigger than a pony.
How do you say mini horse in Spanish?
Mini Horse by Da gurls September 2, 2016

Italian Mini-Horse

Italian Mini-Horse: An Italian man whom, despite lacking the physical stature to meet the requirements of an Italian Stallion, still possesses enough hair gel, tight bedazzled t shirts and muscles to qualify as an Italian Mini-Horse.
Kim: “Who is that little guy in the sparkly t shirt? His hair is so shiny! His loafers are so pointy! He’s so little and yet his personality is so big! Such style! Such flair! Wait, did he just simultaneously pull his shirt up and his pants down?! How did he do that?! I must meet him.”

Alex: “That’s Giuseppe, he’s an Italian Mini-Horse.”
Italian Mini-Horse by badkitty1111 February 26, 2010

mini weiner dog horse 

A genetic mix of a peculiar kind, combining a miniature horse with a weiner dog.
Dude look at that mini weiner dog horse taking a shit! Yeah dude that's one gnarly mini weiner dog horse apple!
mini weiner dog horse by Wampa_one1 September 24, 2009
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