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The boy who was raised by wolves.

Knows ninja shit.

Boss in southern California that hooked up four bros.
'dude, check out that guy hookin' up those four bros!'

'I know, he's totally a Mike D!'
Mike D by SABD January 27, 2010
Words you can keep
1. Beastie Boy MC from the 1980's 2. Guy from central Ohio who grabs his crotch frequently
Mike mike Mike D Michael michael mike d
Mike D by Jimmy Swagger February 6, 2010
WHEN YOU RUN THE 40 YARD DASH, WEARING MOCCASINS, ON CEMENT, AND FALL AND SKIN YOUR KNEE
DUDE, BOB TOTALLY DID A MIKE D YESTERDAY.... WHAT AN ASS.
MIKE D by JIGMIC October 16, 2008
Best Jew to ever pick up a mic. 50 years old but still sounds 13.
Now it's me, Adam Yauch, in the place to be
All the girls are on me 'cause I'm down with Mike D
Mike D by Psychoactive Charm September 21, 2022
Michael Diamond of the Beastie Boys, hip-hop pioneers.
Mike D. with the master plan.
Mike D. by Hello Nasty April 4, 2005
The act of stuttering in public, due to inexperience with a microphone.
While talking to the audience John mike'd up.
Mike'd by the_fish_says_quack April 1, 2009
Receiving your food from a restaurant last among the party that you are with. Usually a significant amount of time after the rest of your party.
I ordered first and still haven't gotten my food yet, everyone else is halfway done already. I hope I'm not getting Mike'd today.

Jimmy got Mike'd at lunch and now we are all going to be late!
Mike'd by Z3k3 December 21, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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