MAZZAPOTAMUS 

Obese man who sits behind a computer all day.

MAZZAPOTAMUS only has online friends.

MAZZAPOTAMUS by Crimsons Cat October 16, 2016

Mazzapotamia 

A civilization where only women work and men sit on their fat asses all day eating and playing with toys

Damn, ima live off my woman cause I have no shame. Mazzapotamia, here I come!

Mazzapotamia by Doag October 16, 2016