MAVROSAURUS

a herbivore from the information age that is compelled to voice its opinion, whether right or wrong, whenever someone is willing to listen, and even when most are not. mavrosaurus is destined to become extinct due to its inability to adapt to real life situations like inserting information into a database. a voracious hippocrit, mavrosaurus never puts in a full day's work, and typically sneaks out within two minutes of the boss's departure. mavrosaurus is quite nervous, and never misses an opportunity to rub its claws together, then throw its arms up and snarl its highly recognizable "PFFFT"

Nobody likes a mavrosaurus.

by satan September 30, 2003

Morosaurus

A semi aquatic monster/dinosaur that comes out and beats kids with anything available. If it be a pole or a canoe paddle, no one is safe. A morosaurus is very protective of his turf and will defend it at any cost. If you ever run across a morosaurus, the only way to escape is to yell "You won't" or "Square Up" as loud as you can. He will see it as a very offensive act and will scurry off into the wilderness.

That creature looked alot like a morosaurus!

by Coolman421 August 19, 2015

manosaurus

A woman(even though it is MANosaurus) who is a combonation of a Woman, Dinosaur, & a Hippopatomus. They usually just look like fat messes, and if you ever catch someone glancing at her, you will witness a face of horror. There are rumors that if you get to close to the Manosaurus's babies, the Manosaurus makes you sit with kids and play with scooby doo cards. BUT.. there have been rumors to the rumor, that they have upgraded to normal playing cards because they realized they couldn't get any of that fine pussy jerking off to scooby doo cards.

Person1: Oh shit, there's a manosaurus walking through our lunch room.
Person2: My dear god..
Person3(in the background): Izabel stop sandbagging me. Ya Dig?

by Jesus Christ Jr. II April 3, 2008

Metrosaurus

An incredibly crass looking individual (also gives the impression of a sleep deprived swan) who prides themselves on dressing metrosexually to cover the fact that they are, infact, just the bastion fuck ugliness.

if he was any uglier, i would slap that metrosaurus...

by Karl Lucien September 16, 2007