MATETAS BOWL 

You are a MATETAS BOWL if you contain about 8 of the 10 symptoms

1. Long term memory loss apparently you May experience forgetting everything that happened in the past and you make it seem like you didn’t do nun wrong and changing stories to make it seem like you’re perfect.
2. White Supremisist ideas and political beliefs

3. Raciest towards any Latino or black person and often discriminates them.
4. A Latino that can’t speak Spanish for shit and don’t really understand it.
5. Un pinche basura 🗑 in fortnite on everything like shooting, building, iq, anything else

6. Sore loser often complains and rages like a lil ass baby when he loses and tries so hard to get his poor revenge

7. Long ass hairline

8. No hairstyle

9. A indoor ass nerd

10. Last but not least wears shitty clothes that thinks they’re good.

1. Hi I’m Latino
¿Oye y tu hablas español?
No soy un MATETAS BOWL
2.tries to wear something good for a imperticular event*
What the fuck are you wearing stop being a MATETAS BOWL
3. why you keep watching “black” youtubers and speaking Spanish

Because I’ll do whatever the fuck I want MATETAS BOWL

MATETAS BOWL by El_Gringo_Matetas March 23, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012