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Used to define any terrible decision that is ever made. MAPFRE is a company that makes terrible decisions in every facet of business. Most typically used when you make the same mistake over and over again.

Could also be used to describe something done horribly wrong.
I know that the last three times I stuck a paperclip in the power outlet I got zapped, but let's try it again!

Damn bro you MAPFREd it with that decision.

I banged that girl without a condom and now I have Herpes, I MAPFRE'd that decision.
MAPFRE by Jamey Tomato April 17, 2021
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The Mafren 

The Mafren is basically when someone ignores the chat even when people are addressing them cause they think they'll be accused of being a bitch (cause they are a bitch)
Crislee: Sup Denan, Do you have cigarettes?
Denan: (Proceeds to ignore the question)
Crislee: Man! You're such a bitch for doing The Mafren on me.
The Mafren by Assguardian February 14, 2021
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Manfred von Richthofen 

Better known as the Red Baron, Richthofen was a German pilot and ace during World War One, he shot down 80 planes and was never defeated in an air battle. He eventually died in the Battle of Leis during the spring offensive in 1918. Manfred von Richthofen continues to be a national hero to most Germans.
Manfred von Richthofen has had many movies and hit Sabaton song made in his Honour. His grave in Wiesbaden is a national monument.
rob has a red mafred
MAFRED by unknown April 6, 2003

Malfredo 

Malfredo is the ship name for Miranda and Alfredo <3

Anyways ship Malfredo y’all
You use it like this,

“Oh my gosh! I totally ship Malfredo”
Malfredo by Malfredo for lyfe September 7, 2019
slang term for mp3, the file extension for MPEG Audio Layer-3, a compressed sound file favored for its relatively smaller file size compared to a 44.1khz, 16bit "cd-quality" .wav file.
That track sounds like crap because you downloaded the mpfree. If you want to hear it properly you should buy it on vinyl.
mpfree by Stephen Ganser December 19, 2008

manfreht 

He doesn't take shit from nobody but when he's your friend he's there to stay and make memories with you. He loves to play games and challenge himself. Getting girls is hard but when he does his girl will know he's special. Great friend to depend on. A fan of those damn fucking memes. Mother fucker.
Billy: Hey, manfreht, show me a meme?
Jack meoff: Sure i got millions inside my pants.
manfreht by Priscilla Noel March 12, 2018
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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