Definitions by K(ansus)F(ried)P(ork)

Best Person Ever 

Just the absolute best person ever to exist. Ever.

Claudia: "Who is the Best Person ever?"
Everyone else: "You, duh."

Best Person Ever by K(ansus)F(ried)P(ork) November 7, 2019

M.I.L.F 

Mother I'd Like (a) Fried (chicken). What? Were you expecting some kind of definition of some sick incest porn or something?

*Texting*

Son: M.I.L.F for dinner

Mum: No you fucking spoilt brat

M.I.L.F by K(ansus)F(ried)P(ork) December 29, 2018