K(ansus)F(ried)P(ork)'s definitions

M.I.L.F

Mother I'd Like (a) Fried (chicken). What? Were you expecting some kind of definition of some sick incest porn or something?

*Texting*

Son: M.I.L.F for dinner

Mum: No you fucking spoilt brat

by K(ansus)F(ried)P(ork) December 29, 2018

Best Person Ever

Just the absolute best person ever to exist. Ever.

Claudia: "Who is the Best Person ever?"
Everyone else: "You, duh."

by K(ansus)F(ried)P(ork) November 7, 2019