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Lyssette is one of the baddest, funniest bitches in the word that would do anything for you. If u have a Lyssette in your life be happy always. She is always happy and gets people happy around her. She never dissapoints, so, find yourself a Lyssette.
Me: Lyssette, i love u no homo
Lyssette: love you too no homo
Lyssette by pibull2007 November 23, 2019
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Lissette 

She is one of the most kind, beautiful, funniest, and intelligent girl you will ever find. She is always a caring person and would always make your day better every minute she talks with you. Lissette is someone who you could fall in love with in a matter of seconds and you wouldn't regret it. She's someone who is just way to loveable.
"Is it that lissette or is it the most perfect girl in the world?"
Lissette by NoBoDy011 October 10, 2020
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Lissette 

A sexy, dazzling queen who likes to be treated like a princess and has a great heart. They typically like to walk in the rain with their king and enjoy being kissed on the forehead. A very rare find being such a beautiful person inside and out yet still extremely humble and down to earth. For every nice molecule in their body they have a bad ass molecule. their bad ass molecule is typically noticed when they want to protect or fight for what they love. (or also whenever something fun is going on) They are known to make everyone laugh and smile:] a Lissette will usually tell you STRAIGHT up exactly how it is! Their most compatible mate is a person that is hyper and adventurous just like they are. Lissette's dont get along with haters but they love them for making her even more famous and more of a queen than they already are:] They foreshadow themselves being great spouses and mothers. One viewing of such a person may take your breath away and put you under their love spell. They are beautiful and gorgeous each and every way and know exactly what they want to do in life. They are good at handling all kinds of situations but better at giving friendly and loving advice. In order to love this person you must fit their profile by being a great "man-boy". This person has a heart of gold so she therefore must be taken care of VERY well! A Lissette deserves HONESTY.
All they need to survive is peace and love<3
A Lissette is a guardian angel or that star you see twinkle at night when your with the one you love.

Lissette by RyanTaylor7 March 28, 2009
A girl who's most likely a Latina,she's a bad ass bitch who knows how bad she is. She doesn't take no for an answer and she loves to go out. She probably dummy thic and wifey material. She's a badass and shouldn't be fucked with
"Damn cuz what's her name? She's hella thic" "her name is lysette"
Lysette by yuhgetintoitbru August 1, 2020

lissette 

She who fights with honor
Lissette is a girl who kickasses.
lissette by shadowwanderer23 July 30, 2008
A wonderful, beautiful girl who often calls her closest friends dingus. She is exceedingly beautiful and goth. She also dumbs amazing Pandas.
Hey mom lysette called me a dingus. What? Yea She called me a stupid b*tch and called me chico she is sooo Fing random; but i love her.
Lysette by FoolyCoolyPanda June 29, 2011

Lissette 

The perfect girl any dad and boyfriend could ask for. Lissette, is such a beautiful perfect human being that has never made a mistake in her life. She could be used as a role model to inspire more high school and college girls to learn how to respect themselves and not make mistakes in life that you will later regret.
Jennifer: Look at that girl being a slut
Ana: She needs a Lissette in her life
Lissette by Your Dic January 18, 2022
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