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Middle age bankers and rich muppets who are shit on riding there flashy expensive bikes, trying to be sir Bradley wiggins
Look at those bunch of Lycra’s
Lycra by Matt Davidson May 19, 2022

lycra-biker 

A bicyclist that is completely clad in spandex.
Dude, the lycra-biker over there looks so weird

Lycra Lout

Adjective: A collective term that has come into being to describe those who, more often than not clad in figure-hugging brightly coloured stretchy materials, flout road laws and common sense, by riding their bikes on public roads (and pavements/side walks) without any consideration for other road users and/or pedestrians.
Examples of Lycra Lout behaviour include running red lights (both road junction and pedestrian crossing points), vulgar gestures and language to almost anyone who gets in their way, and sometimes even unwarranted and unprovoked violent behaviour towards anyone having the gall to question their actions (esp. pedestrians and motorists).
Lycra Lout by hacked-off-motorist October 11, 2010

lycra wanker 

Those wankers on bikes who think they are Chris Hoy, but are in fact middle age accountants and are shit bike riders
Jon - look at that wanker on that bike
Robin - yes, what a lycra wanker....
lycra wanker by Mr Skint May 16, 2016

Lycra Pimp 

Those cyclist or outdooor types who think weraing lycra is good thing to do.

and not just content with just wearing lycra, such as a Lycra Bandit, these people try and promote it!!!

After cycling round country lanes, a lycra bandit would leave it at that, but not a Lycra pimp, these people will walk down the high street wearing the tightest lycra that twiggy never would have squeezed into, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU'RE FACE, as though they expect you to respect them for it... they will walk into a shop, go to the counter, then strike some mail order catalogue pose before asking directions to the toilet.

Avoid lycra pimps at all costs, I heard one guy touched one and fell into a coma for three weeks... and his hand fell off. (and that was only a mild lycra pimp)
DudeA: I think I'll go for a nice stroll...
DudeB: Nah, the Lycra pimps is out today, close all the windows, lock the doors, get down to the basement or we're all gonna die!!!!!!!!



DudeA: oh, you're SO right....
Lycra Pimp by GuyFlash June 17, 2005

knight in shining lycra

i couldnt do anything with my hair until eric my hairdresser came like a knight in shining lycra and made me beautiful
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