luzer

A person so mentally, socially, or emotionally lame that they are unable or afraid to attend even basic social functions. They tend to provide very weak excuses for their antisocial behavior. They also tend to be weak-willed, spineless, dweeby suck-ups.

Sumon: I can't go to the lunch to honor Nicole, I have to talk to my boss.
Steve: You luzer, she was counting on you being there!

by Leo Dante November 17, 2009

luzer

A person that vindictively and maliciously posts lies to popular sites in an attempt to embarrass or humiliate the other parties. These people usually posses sub-par intellect, bad hygiene and low self-esteem which makes them lash out at others.

Steve: Hey Sumon, I just posted a completely false statement about you on the internet. Check this out! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! I'm a crazy megalomaniac!!!!

Sumon: Wow Steve, that's completely untrue and false. That's actually defamation and allows me to sue you for your entire fortune. Not only that, but you're the only luzer around here Steve.

Steve: You're right, I am a complete luzer. I'm going to go and cry in the men's bathroom again.

by steveisaluzer November 19, 2009

Luzer

Another word for 'loser' but the 's' is replaced with a 'z'.

An insult, to be exact.

PARKING LOT: Uh. Hah.. hahah?
I'm an idiot: That was somewhat amusing.
~@_Dog: Luzer.

by DeathWanderer December 28, 2004

luzer

Someone who keeps spelling "loser" as "looser" on Message boards and is referred to as being a "LUZER".

Charles is a LUZER because he can't post the truth and always has to lie about what he is.

by epmb September 3, 2006

Luzer

The often used term mostly on computers which is calling a certain person either someone who loses at something all the time, or someone who is a bum who another person does not like.

Example 1: 'Dave'Aww you beat me at checkers, again!
'Jack' Haha..You are such a luzer
Example 2: 'Raynell'Hi what's up?
'Mark'Shut up, you are such a luzer!

by ScorpionVamp January 1, 2005

Hans get the Luger

A term used to describe how much someone hates a situation and/or a person or group of people. This term only really works in Germany due to their outstanding humor.

*kid does fortnite dance*
Person 1 to Person 2 :"Hans get the Luger"

by tismandefinitelynotgay December 17, 2019

Lucero

Lucero is the brightest to all who look into her eyes. She has the warmest smile that keeps you coming back. She is never ending, deeper than the deepest ocean. She is an alpha female who wants to balance between alpha and beta. Life has not granted her that yet. She wants emotional security and a loyal mate. She gives more than humanly possible. If you can make her smile genuinely you will be hooked for life. You will only care and love her. If you screw her over you’ll never get another chance. She is direct and expects the same. She only wants the truth. Lie for any reason and you’ll miss out. When she loves, you’ll know it, don’t push her. She is the keeper of my soul. I know I’ll be hers forever. There is no turning away from her.
She provides the sunshine to live.

Lucero is my Lioness

by Federico Suave August 30, 2021