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Luxury Vaginal Planks

Vinyl plank-type flooring which is actually made off vaginal tissue. In addition to durability, they also emit a most pleasant aroma, although sometimes quite slippery.
I got some Luxury Vaginal Planks flooring. It looks great, is easy to clean, smells good, but it's a bit slippery. I did fuck it the other night, and now it's even more slippery.
by That Dude That Knows August 21, 2021
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