Lutriergoappliquigraminiexoterrgynophobia

The fear of showers, jobs, job applications, grass, the outside world, and women.

Lutri- (showers) +
Ergo- (jobs) +
Appliqui- (applications) +
Gramini- (grass) +
Exoterro- (outside world) +
Gyno- (women) +
-phobia (fear)

Guy 1: Hey, you heard about the job Markus got?
Guy 2: Please censor j*b, I have Lutriergoappliquigraminiexoterrgynophobia.
Guy 3: Sorry, dude.