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When a guy can't even text "I love you" so he says "I lumn you" because he's a little bitch.
Person 1: "I lumn you"
Person 2: "Lumn?"
Person 3: "I don't know, someone took my phone, I just got it back"
Person 4: "k..?"
Lumn by Votrehappiness August 20, 2016
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Usually brunette with gorgeous brown eyes. She is a loyal friend and will always be there for you no matter what. Can be insecure, but to others see that she is beautiful inside and out. Empathy is like her with sense, and she has such a huge heart. Lumnije has a very bubbly personality and you can often spot her singing or dancing around. She has a very vivid imagination and likes to dream big, sometimes her mind wanders and she becomes absorbed in her own little fantasy world. She has a good sense of humour and can make you smile even on your worst days. Makes sure you are there for her the way she is for you, and even if she tries to push you away, don't you ever give up on her. Anyone would be lucky to have someone like her in their life.
- I would love to have a friend like Lumnije.

- Yeah, me too.
Related Words
Lumn Lumnije lumnol lumnop Lumnut
chemiluminescent compound that, when sprayed on even trace amounts of blood, reacts with the iron in the hemoglobin and causes the blood spot to glow with a blue light; effective even on surfaces that have been wiped clean of visible blood.
the luminol was sprayed on the car seat, and blood was found.
lumnol by forensics geek November 27, 2003
Italian son of a gun.badass. ghetto lips, ghetto bootay.
Robert Paul Angelo is a lumnut.
Lumnut by Runaway poo May 20, 2009
Fuck if i know
Him: whats that?
Me:lumnop
Him:what the fuck is that?
Me: fuck if i know
lumnop by Cumpop January 27, 2020
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