Lumbar loon 

A pish in a popular mobile game called clash royale. Normally used by a gay human who will clearly never feel the touch of a human( your uncle doesn't count) . He most likely still lives in his mothers basement, and will remain there till the end of his days

Gary: Hey tom i crushed u with thaf lumbar loon push haha, u suck

Tom: is that your uncle back there? And y does he have an ominously sticky looking sock

Lumbar loon by Helpmyunclehasjustlockedroom June 21, 2021

Lumber loon 

Slang for a gay couple

Did you hear that Alex and John are a lumber loon now

Lumber loon by Clickclacker13944 December 10, 2021

lumberloon 

A deck in the popular mobile game Clash Royale that requires no skill except 2 fingers to place the troops down at the bridge. People who use this deck are usually virgins who have no friends.

Person 1: What deck do you use?
Person 2: Lumberloon
Person 1: What arena are you in?
Person 2: Spooky Town
Person 1: Makes sense.

lumberloon by hasdj June 9, 2021

Lumberloon 

The lumberloon is a deck in clash royale that takes no skill. If you use it do these simple things find a bridge and jump off, because your life has no value. You are an actual dumbass bitch.

If you use lumberloon go fuck yourself.

Lumberloon by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021

Lumberloon 

A skill-less strategy used by 9-year-olds with half a brain cell in the game Clash Royale (by $upercell).

Step 1: Place lumberjack
Step 2: Place balloon
Step 3: Freeze
Step 4: Win

Fucking hell, this lumberloon player can go burn in fucking hell! why is his balloon maxed out?!?!?!

Lumberloon by Meme TD December 14, 2021

Lumberloon 

A deck in the popular video game Clash Royale, commonly used by people who eat babies

wow you use lumberloon? please oh please get a life!

Lumberloon by robloxsex22 November 2, 2021

lumberloon 

Lumberloon Is the definition of a live long vergin. People that only play loon are ok people and mostly do this in times of need and low trophies. These people can be treated and there is hope that they change for their family and close people. But people that play Lumberloon are just unhelpable and are sunken so hard into there play style that there is no help left.

People like this should be just banned or unable to play Lumberloon anymore. This opinion is very controversial but a cold withdrawal is sometimes the easiest way for people to realize there mistakes and change there mind about there behavior.

lumberloon by Bruno Pepe November 21, 2021