Luke Tan 

Luke Tan is the best basketball partner one could get. Luke tan is the type to know what kind of plays you would want to make just by the blink of an eye. Luke Tan always tries to work with the team and knows how to help his close friends. Luke Tan is also cracked at Fortnite. If you have a Luke Tan, you should never fear of being lonely, as he would cheer you up. Luke Tan is cool and a great nigga.

Luke Tan is truly my nigga, I really appreciate him.

Luke Tan by TopTierShooter November 9, 2023

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? 

A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.

Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.

We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? by jordypresto0418 February 6, 2021