Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

What are you doing there,ye bloody Lugg?
Nothing ye mad egg.

'You'd wanna see the chickdoggs I was chatting to last night. Massive J's and big blowjob lips. I was defo in there.'
Yeah, did you get any digits?
'Nah, I could have though. She was digging me.'
What are you on about ye fucking Lugg, she couldn't stand the sight of ye.

Would you swallow your Da's jizz to save his life?
Yeah, of course I would!
Would you let him blow beans all over your face?
Yeah, if I had to.
You're a fucking Lugg!