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Ludgero has a massive dick and is horny pretty much all the time. He is very shy, especially around new people and new places. He has beautiful dark hair that makes you want to fuck him whenever you go past him. He is perfect.
Ludgero has a massive dick and is horny pretty much all the time. He is very shy, especially around new people and new places. He has beautiful dark hair that makes you want to fuck him whenever you go past him. He is perfect.
Ludgero by anonymous November 22, 2021
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ludgershall 

The epicentre of inbreeding you won’t find a more wretched hive of scum and sheep shagging,it has a nice wee castle and more skidders per square mile than anywhere else in the shires,overall great place to take the kids.
Be more Ludgershall,live,laugh,shag a sheep.
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Is a Sigma-Male often with a touch of a chad. You won’t find a lot of Ludgers but what they lack in numbers they compensate with a big PP.
You know you are looking at a Ludger when you get wet or get a boner or both.
,,Don’t look behind you if you want to stay dry, there is a Ludger“
,,Dude you are a fuckin Ludger! How did you manage to get so many girls and so much money?“
Ludger by Baenks November 20, 2021
Fake woke, more focused on grooming young boys rather then teaching philosophy.
As scrolling through scruff I found plenty of ludgers trying to entice me.
Ludger by TheOnlyCumming November 23, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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