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Lucky-Duckies 

Lucky-duckies control slaves and prostitutes, and they can seduce anyone into anything.

Are You A Slave, Prostitute or Possibly A Lucky-Ducky?
A slave is a full-time employee working for one business entity. A prostitute is a contracted worker servicing multiple business entities simultaneously. Slaves and prostitutes are servers singing for their suppers, serving the lucky-duckies.

How does one become a slave, prostitute or lucky-ducky?

Slaves, prostitutes and lucky-duckies are born into it. More often than not, slaves and prostitutes are married with mouths to feed, mortgages to pay, thus financial obligations that make them do uncomfortable things like get their knees dirty. Slaves and prostitutes typically aren’t the prettiest, tallest or cleverest. Where slaves and prostitutes lack the ability to seduce anyone into anything, lucky-duckies excel in this domain. This allows the lucky-duckies to control slaves and prostitutes, and create autocatalytic reactions to collect money and power.
Lucky-Duckies drive Ferraris, have houses, pretty mates and lots of money.
Lucky-Duckies by JaredTheJew.Com September 21, 2024
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026