lucky cigarette 

An excuse not to give your last cigarette away.

Your "lucky" is a cigarette that you turn upside-down first before smoking any others in the pack, and is intended to be the last cigarette of the pack that you smoke.

This is only one of many possible reasons behind the lucky cigarette.

Thing 1: "Hey man, can I bum a smoke?"
Thing 2: "Sorry...I've only got my lucky cigarette."

lucky cigarette by VooDooXII February 18, 2009

Lucky Cigarette 

The lucky cigarette is made by a set of rules ending in luck. There are several ways of determining which cigarette is the lucky one. Some people like to pick the 3rd cigarette in the front row from the left. Others like to open up the pack and slightly shake it down or flick the bottom of the pack to see which cigarette comes out the farthest. Then the chosen cigarette gets turned upside down to be considered the lucky cigarette. The lucky cigarette is meant to be smoked last to give that person luck for that day. But if the lucky cigarette does not get smoked last then you receive bad luck. To gain the luck back you must smoke someone else's lucky cigarette to reverse the bad luck.

Sebastian: "Why are you flipping that cigarette upside down Patricia?"
Patricia: "Because this is meant to be the lucky cigarette!"
Sebastian: "Oh that's awesome, wish I had some luck."
Patricia: "Next time you get a pack, flip the lucky one!"

Lucky Cigarette by remlebocaj September 30, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016