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Lozoya is a dude who is really trash,sucks at soccer and hate people. He is interested friendly to other people and just doesn’t like his own girlfriend. Even thought he can’t get a girlfriend.He is that kind of guy who would eat cheese off of ur toes
Lozoya is really ugly and has no friends
lozoya by The kid kudi guy October 26, 2020
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santiago lozoya 

The funniest, sweetest, cutest person i've ever met. Really likes shrek.
After hearing what Santiago Lozoya said, I just had to say "It it's not ogre and it's never ogre, does that mean i'm in shrek with you?"
santiago lozoya by Oreo =^.^= May 23, 2018

santiago lozoya 

The most adorable guy you'll ever meet! Super sweet, smart, and funny too! His favorite meme is shrek.
"It's not ogre! It's never ogre! Shrek is love, Shrek is life!" Santiago Lozoya said. "Does this mean i'm in Shrek with you?" His awesomely amazing (girl) friend said.
santiago lozoya by Oreo =^.^= May 18, 2018

Lena Lozovanu 

Name given to a perfect being. Uses tactics such as ,,Evident " and ,,băi " to destroy the souls of the infidels. It only died of cringe after the mass shitposting of 13, 14 of February made by a fucking peasant called Dragoș
- Do you want to join my religion ?

- What's your religion ?

-Lena Lozovanu

-I'm interested
Lena Lozovanu by I love Lena February 12, 2022
Lotoya is a whore with a fishy vagina. She also looks like a dude and is overweight.
"I had sex with lotoya and passed out from the smell"
Lotoya by asianpornnoises November 4, 2022
mamama mamamama ma ma amamma amammama ammama amana dog
i love u LOZOVA
lozova by cotfxi January 12, 2022
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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