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Loyola High School 

Founded in 1865, Loyola of Los Angeles is the oldest high school in Southern California. An all male, Jesuit school, Loyola places a strong emphasis on developing the character of students, or "men for others." Loyola has been ranked as having the top all-male high school athletics program in the country by ESPN rise. The "Loyola Cubs" consistently win CIF and State championships every year in a wide variety of sports. 99% of students continue to receive a higher education, with 96% attending a 4-year college or university. Loyola's outstanding network of donors allows the school to maintain a low tuition, allowing Loyola to compete academically with schools requiring double the tuition (e.g. Harvard-Westlake), as well as allowing a high percentage of the diverse community of students to attend on scholarship. While students may be deterred by the all-male aspect of the school, it is to be noted that the students at Loyola form a "cub brotherhood" which, as they say, lasts for life. Additionally, Loyola has several sister schools whose students all compete to earn a highly coveted spot in a Loyola man's heart.
There is no other school in Southern California where a student will receive an athletic, academic, spiritual, and social experience, nearly equal to that received at Loyola.
Harvard Westlake Student: "We just lost to Loyola High School AGAIN"
Harvard Westlake Parent: "Obviously... That's the best damn school in Southern California!"
Loyola High School by aaayyyyy January 24, 2016
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Loyola High School 

Is a private high school in Los Angeles California that tend to spend their time on Urban Dictionary trying to insult their competition: St. Francis High School. They clearly have no lives based on their say towards St. Francis and do not deserve to be considered a private Catholic school based on their immature behavior towards the others high schools. A typical Loyola cub tends to be cocky, a douche, and gay. These "young men" also tend to be very insecure about themselves and their school and insult St. Francis as a defense to make themselves feel better. Their dances are well known to all girls and they tend to outnumber the guys at loyola. At these dances the boys are so disrespectful towards all girls and more than half stay locked up in a classroom for being caught in such inapropriate behavior. The rest either stay in a group sucking each others cocks or are too drunk that they were not allowed in. Loyola boys are convinced all girls are horny for them, but truth is once girls know what the majority of the guys are like at loyola, they go to St. Francis and find respectful, kind, desirable guys there. Sincerely, yes, group of girls
Girl #1: did you see what that this guy did to that girl?!
Girl #2: yes!!! that was so rude!! and what he said about St. Francis!!!
Girl #1: oh i know!!! well...then again, he IS from Loyola High School...
Girl #2: true...what a douche

Loyola High School, Los Angeles 

One of the most renowned high schools in all of California. One who attends this magnificent school of hierarchy is, but not limited to; a stud, baller, money maker, genius, or any other positively denoted expression/saying. As with any prodigious school that exists, it is agitated and belittled by schools with not nearly as much dexterity. St. Francis in particular is compared to Loyola as, if not, the greatest single sex school in California, which in return is most bothersome. As many of you know, St. Francis did indeed defeat Loyola in football a few years ago; As you also may know, Loyola was mutilating St. Francis in football for roughly 30 years. Yes St. Francis, you did prevail over us, however this should not result in getting a broner and jizzing profusely all over your La Canada terrain with your gaunt FSHA girls. Certainly, this one definition cannot and will not contain everything that is abundant to this vast academic and athletic institution.
Loyola High School, Los Angeles in 2011 was ranked #1 in athletics for an all boys school in the nation by ESPN Rise.

Singlehandedly, Loyola’s cross country team has been ranked in the nation for the past 13 years. (As of 2011)

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026