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A serious medical condition that results in a man acting like a huge pussy. Low t symptoms include choosing to watch a movie with your girlfriend instead of drinking with your friends, ordering salads and specialty coffees, and generally paying too much attention to your physical appearance.
I realized Mike had low t the day he told me he couldn't come over to watch football because he had to go to cooking class.

You traded in your Durango for a Prius? The t doesn't get any lower than that buddy.
low t by forkshight January 2, 2013
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An abbreviation for ‘low testosterone’. Typically used in a humorous manner to refer to effeminate, emasculating, or otherwise weak persons or activities.
Boy: My girlfriend wants an open relationship & I’m ok with it.

Man: Imagine being this low t.
low t by Kalarus February 28, 2018
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A person who will one up you. He’s been back up drummer for Motley Crüe, almost went to the Olympics for taekwondo, been chased by aliens through city park, slept with 2 girls at the same time that were trying to sell his wife a vacuum cleaner, has seen ghost horses come up his street, has never lost a fight, has slept with countless women in the backseat of his Camaro with Lambo doors, and has eagles at his house!
Tom was being such a Low T the other day. He really annoys me and I get a headache every time he talks.

Don’t believe anything you hear about Low T!
Low T by Hippa violated January 2, 2024

Low T Soyboy 

A man who lacks testosterone and acts like a little bitch. He usually cries daily, is a vegetarian, is extremely needy, gets angry really easily and white knights too much. He usually pretends to support feminist/female causes just so he can get closer to the females.
I'm so sick of this Low T Soyboy in my class. He is a spineless beta male orbiter who will always raise somebody else babies.
Low T Soyboy by SigmaWolfpack December 26, 2018
Originating in the Toledo, Ohio BMX scene, this addictive gambling game is similar to Craps, and is played with two dice. Each player throws down a given amount of money, gets two rolls, and must get either a 7 or snake eyes to win.
I just lost my muthafuckin money in a game of t-low.
t-low by y-mac November 1, 2004
An all out pimp from Ohio that gets all the bitches.
Rick: Damn did you see T-Low with all those hoes.
John: Yeah i wish i could be like him
T-Low by OHIOTOM March 15, 2009
Usually a Tar-low of some sort. Possibilities of being a bi sexual. But never proven!
The coolest kat out there...
sexxxyyy bod

a major diva.
should be praised in the gay pride parade! xoxo
I wish i knew t-low.

t-low is mad chill

i would have three-some with t-low
t-low by lauren santi && Jackkkkkk February 27, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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