Kalarus's definitions

rip me

Stands for “Rest in Peace Me,” used to express sadness.

Good lord Trump is our president. RIP Me.

by Kalarus November 9, 2016

2nd puberty

When all your favorite characters grow up to become black in their 30s.

Ginger women are particularly susceptible.

2nd puberty hit Shaggy & Velma like a freight train. And don’t even get me started on James Bond or Mary Jane.

by Kalarus November 27, 2022

Lay it on me

Confess your troubles to me. Let out whatever is bothering you.

Person 1: Dude I need to tell you something serious!
Person 2: It’s all good, lay it on me.

by Kalarus January 1, 2016

spin up

(Technical) To "spin up" something is to instantiate it, usually referring to code processes or servers or websites; to deploy.

Network admin: Lemme spin up a new edge server real quick.

by Kalarus October 22, 2022

glass

When used as a verb followed by a region, such as "glass California", it is a facetious reference to bombing the shit out of some country or area with so much heat that deserts and sand in general will melt into glass. To obliterate.

Person 1: Sick and tired of all these wars in the Middle East, why don't we just glass the whole thing?
Person 2: Oil doe.

by Kalarus April 13, 2022

fever dream

1. (figurative, descriptive) A disjointed or strange experience, especially one that engenders an even greater sense of outlandishness when considered retrospectively, similar to how actual fever dreams feel in real life.
2. (literal) A dream or nightmare, altered by a fever to become particularly confusing and bewildering at the time and even more so in remembering, like a Bad Trip.

1. That anime was wild, like a freaking fever dream man.
2. Been sick all day and then I have these crazy fever dreams.

by Kalarus March 24, 2019

Butter dog

A stick of butter placed in a hot dog bun. Eaten only as a bet or when dared to.

You absolute madman, just watching you eat those butter dogs gave me type 2 diabetes.

by Kalarus April 5, 2017