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Definitions by Kalarus

Midcentury German 

Derisive synonym for "Nazi", used with the facetious implication that Nazi ideology was a uniquely German ethnic phenomenon. Also used to simply avoid saying the proper name on a platform (such as YouTube) which penalizes bringing up the Midcentury Germans, and/or as a defense against Godwin's Law.

Originated from English political commentators.
Person 1: *starts to make a point*
Person 2: You sound just like HITLER!
Person 1: No. The Midcentury Germans were bad, obviously, now may I make my point?
Midcentury German by Kalarus May 31, 2023

2nd puberty 

When all your favorite characters grow up to become black in their 30s.

Ginger women are particularly susceptible.
2nd puberty hit Shaggy & Velma like a freight train. And don’t even get me started on James Bond or Mary Jane.
2nd puberty by Kalarus November 27, 2022
(Technical) To "spin up" something is to instantiate it, usually referring to code processes or servers or websites; to deploy.
Network admin: Lemme spin up a new edge server real quick.
spin up by Kalarus October 22, 2022
When used as a verb followed by a region, such as "glass California", it is a facetious reference to bombing the shit out of some country or area with so much heat that deserts and sand in general will melt into glass. To obliterate.
Person 1: Sick and tired of all these wars in the Middle East, why don't we just glass the whole thing?
Person 2: Oil doe.
glass by Kalarus April 13, 2022

fever dream 

1. (figurative, descriptive) A disjointed or strange experience, especially one that engenders an even greater sense of outlandishness when considered retrospectively, similar to how actual fever dreams feel in real life.
2. (literal) A dream or nightmare, altered by a fever to become particularly confusing and bewildering at the time and even more so in remembering, like a Bad Trip.
1. That anime was wild, like a freaking fever dream man.
2. Been sick all day and then I have these crazy fever dreams.
fever dream by Kalarus March 24, 2019
An abbreviation for ‘low testosterone’. Typically used in a humorous manner to refer to effeminate, emasculating, or otherwise weak persons or activities.
Boy: My girlfriend wants an open relationship & I’m ok with it.

Man: Imagine being this low t.
low t by Kalarus February 28, 2018

Butter dog 

A stick of butter placed in a hot dog bun. Eaten only as a bet or when dared to.
You absolute madman, just watching you eat those butter dogs gave me type 2 diabetes.
Butter dog by Kalarus April 5, 2017