Lovey Horse

V- The act of rubbing ones face on someone else in a loving manner.

My girlfriend was feeling down so I gave her a lovey horse

by Cornvillehope October 19, 2010

my lovely horse

a horse SO lovely, that Father Ted feels inspired enough to write a song about it.

My lovely horse,
Running through the field
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugar lumps,
And ride you over fences
Polish your hooves every single day
And take you to the horse dentist.

My lovely horse
You're a pony no more
Running around with the man on your back
Like a train in the night, yeah,
Like a train in the night.

by The Anti-Ugly-Horse February 17, 2004

Horse Lover

That girl/ guy at your school who is obsessed with horses. They probably have pictures of them posing with their horses on social media.

Have you talked to Brian lately? He's become a total horse lover.

by happybarstool March 31, 2015

Horse Lover

When a person is in love with a horses penis and always dreamed of fucking one.

Sophia is such a horse lover she likes to dream about the horse dick she ate last night

by Ewis November 18, 2019

autismo horse lover

a word commonly associated with horse lovers and estrogen, math thew chan

"Hey autismo horse lover!"
math yew chan : "That isn't my name hi I am matthew chan i like horses and men funny haha dogs are attractive"

by buzzy buzzwole lover August 14, 2022

I love horses

derived from an advertising jingle the I Love Horses Magazine.
I Love Horses is a magazine for little girls, all about exciting equine stuff. You get a 'free gift' with each issue.

It's also very annoying.

I love horses,
best of all the animals!
I love horses,
they're my friends!

lol, i just spammed Seth with i love horses! He wasn't happy!

by The Wiglet April 19, 2009

lovehorse

common 90's slang term for relationships involving high stakes drama

"I feel so burned by Peter's actions..."
"As a veteran of the lovehorse, I completely understand your predicament."

by smelsons so-called creek 90210 June 1, 2016