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Lover of Nothing 

Lover of Nothing is a single Canadian guy. Lover of Nothing hides behind many pseudonyms. He doesn't communicate well and he often comes across like you don't exist. Lover of Nothing does not express his feelings because he doesnt want to lose his independence or be in a realationship in fear of getting hurt.

I imagine that Lover of Nothing is a great listener. His kisses are warm and just the thought of kissing his lips makes me excited. He is probably of average height, with brown hair and eyes. He is a provider so he must hunt & fish. He also knows his way around a kitchen and would likely be happy to put away the laundry. He likes to build things and measures things to exact perfection. He is a dedicated family man, over protective and sometimes controlling but that just means he loves you that much more. He is smart, not dumb. He is sexy as fuck and can write a definition in Urban Dictionary like no other. He is independant, loyal, honest and trustworthy.
FUTURE
LOVER OF NOTHING if you're reading this I want you in my life.

VERB
Lover of Nothing I will give you something I have never given another man.

ADJECTIVE

Lover of Nothing I will love you like no other person on this planet and will give you my name. Day after day until we leave the planet.
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004