Lover Wank 

When your having a wank, just before you blow the load, shout out your girlfriend/boyfriend then try and finish the job before they get into your room, if not they can finish you off.

Wow Ted failed to finish his wank so his girl gave him a lover wank!

Lover Wank by John.E June 21, 2015

Wank Love

Wank Love is when you still like the idea of them/it even after a wank

DISCLAIMER: always have a wank before u ever do anything risky!!

Person1: I think i like her
Person2: but do u love her
Person1: yes frank i think i do
Person2: good job fella
*person1 marries his love*
*person1 goes through a horrible divorce*
Frank: maybe if u had checked she was your wank love ude be fine right now

Wank Love by Shmuckboy12 April 18, 2020

loveWank 

Far too trendy and pretentious for its own good...

Steve: Which club are we off to then ?
Dave: Bliss ?
Steve: bollocks to that - it's loveWank

loveWank by mogg November 3, 2003