Definitions by Shmuckboy12

Wank Love

Wank Love is when you still like the idea of them/it even after a wank

DISCLAIMER: always have a wank before u ever do anything risky!!

Person1: I think i like her
Person2: but do u love her
Person1: yes frank i think i do
Person2: good job fella
*person1 marries his love*
*person1 goes through a horrible divorce*
Frank: maybe if u had checked she was your wank love ude be fine right now

Wank Love by Shmuckboy12 April 18, 2020

Stinky Grumble 

When describing a mouldy pussy that is crunchy like cornflakes and as dry as your mums shitty cooking as well as growing a crumbly greeen tinge

Person1: Oi anya lemme get some of that coochie
Anya: errrrrrr but...
Person1: oh ffs u got stinky grumble dont you
Anya: to tell you the truth yes... yes i do
Person1 @ the whole party: ANYAS GOT STINKY GRUMBLE
Whole party: everyone starts fucking her up all that survives is the already decomposing coochie grumble
Person1: *probably still fucks her*

Stinky Grumble by Shmuckboy12 April 7, 2020

Jack Smells 

A phrase used to instantly end an argument. Both sides must now except a mutual end to the beef. There is no winner nor a looser purely the knowledge that “jack smells”

Billy: yo max
Max: what
Billy: heard yo gurl got stinky grumble
Max: nah fuck that yo a bitch
Billy: stfu bitch boy
Max: Jack Smells
@everyone on the call: fair play

Jack Smells by Shmuckboy12 April 5, 2020

Shmuck Lyfe 

Term to refer to a group of absolute virginss who r actually pretty fucking cool

When asking someone about the shmucks you have to know somone called jake, tristan, anya, sas and martha

Person1: “hey, billy are the shmuck lyfes coming
Billy: ye probs but jakes already at mine so he definitely

Person1: ok ill be there soon

Shmuck Lyfe by Shmuckboy12 December 24, 2019