4 definitions by Shmuckboy12
A phrase used to instantly end an argument. Both sides must now except a mutual end to the beef. There is no winner nor a looser purely the knowledge that “jack smells”
Billy: yo max
Max: what
Billy: heard yo gurl got stinky grumble
Max: nah fuck that yo a bitch
Billy: stfu bitch boy
Max: Jack Smells
@everyone on the call: fair play
Max: what
Billy: heard yo gurl got stinky grumble
Max: nah fuck that yo a bitch
Billy: stfu bitch boy
Max: Jack Smells
@everyone on the call: fair play
by Shmuckboy12 April 5, 2020
Wank Love is when you still like the idea of them/it even after a wank
DISCLAIMER: always have a wank before u ever do anything risky!!
DISCLAIMER: always have a wank before u ever do anything risky!!
Person1: I think i like her
Person2: but do u love her
Person1: yes frank i think i do
Person2: good job fella
*person1 marries his love*
*person1 goes through a horrible divorce*
Frank: maybe if u had checked she was your wank love ude be fine right now
Person2: but do u love her
Person1: yes frank i think i do
Person2: good job fella
*person1 marries his love*
*person1 goes through a horrible divorce*
Frank: maybe if u had checked she was your wank love ude be fine right now
by Shmuckboy12 April 19, 2020
When describing a mouldy pussy that is crunchy like cornflakes and as dry as your mums shitty cooking as well as growing a crumbly greeen tinge
Person1: Oi anya lemme get some of that coochie
Anya: errrrrrr but...
Person1: oh ffs u got stinky grumble dont you
Anya: to tell you the truth yes... yes i do
Person1 @ the whole party: ANYAS GOT STINKY GRUMBLE
Whole party: everyone starts fucking her up all that survives is the already decomposing coochie grumble
Person1: *probably still fucks her*
Anya: errrrrrr but...
Person1: oh ffs u got stinky grumble dont you
Anya: to tell you the truth yes... yes i do
Person1 @ the whole party: ANYAS GOT STINKY GRUMBLE
Whole party: everyone starts fucking her up all that survives is the already decomposing coochie grumble
Person1: *probably still fucks her*
by Shmuckboy12 April 8, 2020
Term to refer to a group of absolute virginss who r actually pretty fucking cool
When asking someone about the shmucks you have to know somone called jake, tristan, anya, sas and martha
When asking someone about the shmucks you have to know somone called jake, tristan, anya, sas and martha
Person1: “hey, billy are the shmuck lyfes coming
Billy: ye probs but jakes already at mine so he definitely
Person1: ok ill be there soon
Billy: ye probs but jakes already at mine so he definitely
Person1: ok ill be there soon
by Shmuckboy12 December 25, 2019