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lovely day in pairadice

A "grim grins" remark made by a gambling-addiction counsellor when asked how his establishment is doing.
Gamblers Anonymous director: So far today, we've had two homeless men, five working-class folks without a scrap of food in the house, three grandparents who squandered their offspring's college-funds, and one "chronic" moocher come through our doors --- and their deplorable statuses are all due to their gambling addictions! Just another lovely day in pairadice!
lovely day in pairadice by QuacksO December 12, 2018

Lonely Day

A beautiful song by System of a Down off of their fifth album Hypnotize.Written and sung mostly by lead guitarist Daron Malakian,the song is once again a reference to the Aremenien Genocide.It is NOT an emo song.Anyone who says it is an emo song is just retarded.In fact anyone who says that this song and even SOAD themselves is emo deserves to be shot.
SOAD Fan: i think one of SOAD's best songs is Lonely Day.It's slow but powerful all the same...
Douche:OMG like yhu are such an emo!SOAD are so emo and that song is soooooooo emo!
SOAD Fan: (pulls out gun) That's it...
Lonely Day by Xarroth May 1, 2008

Lonely day

Lonely day
/Noun/

A day in which a male, or female has not got a reply from someone all day, the ones who they want to reply can range from normal people to people they like.

How to find a lonely day
When someone who usually does not respond, it is not a lonely day
When it is someone who always responds and replies just barely does, and or does not at all, it is a lonely day.
Person 1: Man, today is such a lonely day, you feel?
Person 2:
Person 1: Yep...
Lonely day by Razorclaw the crab December 23, 2018

lonely day

lonely day by tae kwon September 13, 2008

Lonely Hitler Day 

A day where you have no plans and all friends/family are busy and the only thing on TV that is mildly interesting are specials about Hitler. Which are on all day...
I had nothing to do yesterday, and the ballgame wasn't on until late. So I had a Lonely Hitler Day again. Irs like Hitler is my only friend...

Lonely Jazz Day 

Every year during February 9th is a day where you listen to jazz and think about how lonely you are. If you’re in a relationship, you reminisce upon the days where you were lonely.
Person 1: Did you remember it’s lonely jazz day?

Person 2: Shut up I’m sad and listening to Cookin’ with the Miles Davis Quintet
Lonely Jazz Day by Hylo_ February 9, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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