Love Guru
Love Guru by Hooksemup PImp May 2, 2017
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Love guru
A guru who is the master of scams , a total jerk who cannot lift his dick of his own and tried to control and insult others . Love guru is a jerk who is immature and full of shit .
He : man whose that guru looking guy who smells like poop
She : ohh fuck he’s looks like a jerk
He 2: he must be that asshole love guru.
She : ohh fuck he’s looks like a jerk
He 2: he must be that asshole love guru.
Love guru by Mofo6969699 November 25, 2021
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Love Guru • the love guru • love • Love sick • Love Triangle • love tap • love muffin • love bug • love handle • love drunk
the love guru
Obviously this refers to people who have some spiritual love knowledge going on.
Recently, the Guru Pitka became popular since his first film "the love guru". He had successfully fixed Kanye West's relationship and made a contribute to screw Justin Timberlake.
At the end of this movie he had an India dance with Jessica Alba, my favourite chick, which made me still jealous. Lol
Recently, the Guru Pitka became popular since his first film "the love guru". He had successfully fixed Kanye West's relationship and made a contribute to screw Justin Timberlake.
At the end of this movie he had an India dance with Jessica Alba, my favourite chick, which made me still jealous. Lol
Boy: Hey, are you the love guru?
Guru Pitka: That, is not imporrtant. Now follow me boy,
Gee, yoU aRe yoU™!
Guru Pitka: That, is not imporrtant. Now follow me boy,
Gee, yoU aRe yoU™!
the love guru by Michaelsuperman August 4, 2008
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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