love life

an expression to summarize all the romance you have in your life, or lack there of.

boy: my love life sucks.
girl: so does mine.
boy: hey, you want to hook up?
girl: i was waiting for you to ask!
boy and girl go to house and close the blinds to get some business done.

by obviouskidd July 4, 2009

my love life

An Empty pit of nothingness filled with ice cream and netflix

My love life love life is terrible. The closest I've gotten to a girlfriend in 3 years is the cashier. She was totally checkin me out. But alas Andrew j is still single.

by Loner4lyfe June 24, 2014

My love life

Pure nothing.

Nothing except the v o i d.
V O I D a n d s a d n e s s
I cri

Depressed person - I will never find love *sigh* my love life... *cries*

by DON'T EAT DEM TIDEPODS July 9, 2018

Past Love Life

People who a person has had sex with or kissed.

In Skylar’s past love life, She and Kai kissed.

by Niigata Smith October 27, 2018

I love life

An exaggerated sarcastic remark often used when something doesn’t go the way you want it to go. Often used in MMO RPG video games.

Player 1: “I’m going to fish really fast before I go and fight the CEO.”

Player 2: “I love life.”

by tacosokayyy September 22, 2023

Past Love Life

People who a person has originally had sex with or kissed.

Skylar’s past love life is pretty much easy to explain because in the past she and Kai have kissed.

by Niigata Smith October 27, 2018

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