Typically found in South Texas, the Lounge Latino can be identified by their overgelled black spiked
hair, black button down dress shirt with some subtle design throughout, a pair of $250 jeas and black pointy
shoes. They tend to travel in groups of 4-6 identically dressed Lounge Latinos, and can be spotted at 'ultra lounges' during weeknights sipping $
12 vodka redbulls and not hitting on girls (ironically picking up girls is the whole reason for going out to begin with).
If you are approached by a
pack of Lounge Latinos
don't be alarmed, they're typically harmless and respond positively to rounds of starfuckers or pink panty droppers. Women should be on high alert however, as the candy shots
will build up in the Lounge Latino's system throughout the
night and result in an unfounded burst of sexual confidence
Lounge
Latino (noun)
"Orale! Let's get dressed all pretty and go to that new ultra lounge
next to the whataburger under the train tracks off the IH-10 access road. We can drink starfuckers by the
bar and not get laid"
"Tambien, can I borrow some of your pomade? I ran out doing my fauxhawk"