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To appear to be a loser upon initial meeting, but in reality are successful despite a lower than average IQ
I met Karl today and was not impressed, I think he is loserlike though as his wife is hot.
Loserlike by JavaWeenie January 5, 2019
Words you can keep
When certain sports teams suck.
When it comes to football, have you ever noticed how Notre Dame and the University of Tennessee are loserlike.
Loserlike by as400_guru January 4, 2019

Losercide 

Losercide is the act of blowing oneself up and killing numerous innocent people.
Usually committed by a wannabe martyr that thinks it will make them an instant hero.
A real martyr is a person who suffers torture, torment, great pain or misery for a long time rather than giving up their beliefs.
After two policemen wrestle a suspect to the ground, and disarm the explosives hidden beneath the individuals clothing, one cop says to the other " I'm glad that Losercide failed."
Losercide by jpg3 October 10, 2010

Lonerliness 

adj.- having and/or showing signs of being a loner
"Did that guy just like his own post?" "Man that's just major lonerliness"
Lonerliness by Bugsb129 December 4, 2011

loseriest 

this is a made up word that only losers say
caden is a huge loser for using the word loseriest
loseriest by Fantastic126 April 26, 2021

losercake 

A metaphorical slice of cake offered to a loser/lamoid/super geek.

Also used to describe a person themselves it is the loser version of beefcake.
1. Slice of losercake, sir?

2. Losercake!

losercake by Richard Bradley October 16, 2007

loserlive_ 

THE BEST MINECRAFT PLA YER TO EVER FUCKING LIVE
loserlive_ is the best minecraft player ever
loserlive_ by abigmassivedick69 August 31, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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