Loser Lesbian

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A loser who also happens to be a lesbian; often is very awkward around women and may make bad relationship decisions; related to useless lesbian

“She’s still convinced that they ‘made out platonically’ and the bouquet of ‘friendship roses’ meant nothing”

“I literally saw them trip and fall face first in front of their crush today”

“Loser Lesbian Syndrome strikes again”

Loser Lesbian by izaruru September 17, 2023

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lesbian lover

what two best friends that just happen to be girls call themselvwes

Sam:Candise will you be my lesbian lover?
Canise:But of coruse but we shalln't tell Sapdy he musent find out.

lesbian lover by bitch chick November 22, 2003

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Lesbian Lover

2 girls that lowkey like each but keep it lowkey so they call each other lesbian lovers

Emma:Liza is my lesbian lover
Liza:Emma is my lesbian lover

Lesbian Lover by oOga_BoOgA¡ June 28, 2018

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lesbian lover

someone who loves lesbians and loves to jackoff to lesbian porn

did you see that LESBIAN LOVER jacking off to that porn the other day it only took him 2 seconds to fuckin spluge all over the tv

lesbian lover by special ed March 24, 2005

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lesbian lover cuddle

When you and your best friend cuddle like sexy lesbians

Jocelyn and Courtney had the lesbian lover cuddle going on last night !

lesbian lover cuddle by Dilhole13 July 15, 2014

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_lesbian_lover_

A really funny lesbian

Have you heard of _lesbian_lover_
Oh that lesbian on tiktok? Yeah i love them

_lesbian_lover_ by Gaychipotle July 3, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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