Definitions by izaruru
Futchcon
a metaphorical convention for futches, typically used to kindly poke fun at non-lesbians wearing outfits that resemble those of a futch lesbian
derived from the term “futch convention” originating from k-pop stan twitter before being shortened to “futchcon” on ella purnell stan twitter
other spellings include “futch convention”, “futch con”, and “futch-con”
derived from the term “futch convention” originating from k-pop stan twitter before being shortened to “futchcon” on ella purnell stan twitter
other spellings include “futch convention”, “futch con”, and “futch-con”
Loser Lesbian
A loser who also happens to be a lesbian; often is very awkward around women and may make bad relationship decisions; related to useless lesbian
“She’s still convinced that they ‘made out platonically’ and the bouquet of ‘friendship roses’ meant nothing”
“I literally saw them trip and fall face first in front of their crush today”
“Loser Lesbian Syndrome strikes again”
“I literally saw them trip and fall face first in front of their crush today”
“Loser Lesbian Syndrome strikes again”
Loser Lesbian by izaruru September 17, 2023
Gentleman Bachelor
Another word for a gay man. Especially one that stays a bachelor to “focus on work.” He may or may not have a close “coworker.”
“Why did Uncle Billy bring his friend Larry to the family reunion?”
“Uncle Billy is a gentleman bachelor.”
“Uncle Billy is a gentleman bachelor.”
Gentleman Bachelor by izaruru May 30, 2023