Definitions by izaruru

Futchcon

a metaphorical convention for futches, typically used to kindly poke fun at non-lesbians wearing outfits that resemble those of a futch lesbian

derived from the term “futch convention” originating from k-pop stan twitter before being shortened to “futchcon” on ella purnell stan twitter

other spellings include “futch convention”, “futch con”, and “futch-con”

“that button-up makes her look like she’s going to futchcon”

“i went to futchcon and everyone knew you” - @hagicent on twitter

“she got the wrong memo and thought it was futchcon” - @jaxshauna on twitter

Futchcon by izaruru December 20, 2025

Loser Lesbian 

A loser who also happens to be a lesbian; often is very awkward around women and may make bad relationship decisions; related to useless lesbian

“She’s still convinced that they ‘made out platonically’ and the bouquet of ‘friendship roses’ meant nothing”

“I literally saw them trip and fall face first in front of their crush today”

“Loser Lesbian Syndrome strikes again”

Loser Lesbian by izaruru September 17, 2023

Gentleman Bachelor 

Another word for a gay man. Especially one that stays a bachelor to “focus on work.” He may or may not have a close “coworker.”

“Why did Uncle Billy bring his friend Larry to the family reunion?”
“Uncle Billy is a gentleman bachelor.”

Gentleman Bachelor by izaruru May 30, 2023

iconic_spoopers 

a baddie, someone who’s wife had died

“Omg I wish I was iconic_spoopers.” “I’m so sorry for your loss iconic_spoopers.”

iconic_spoopers by izaruru July 15, 2021