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Loser Boyfriend 

Basically any white woman these days with a black/hispanic boyfriend because MTV and the politically correct left-wing America says that's what's cool.

Usually results in single motherhood.
Ashley LOVED Usher's music so she went out and grabbed any ol black loser boyfriend to show off to everyone how 'open minded' she is. Now she's 9 months pregnant and the baby daddy is in jail for mugging people with a Glock and had packets of crack in his possession. Doesn't matter though, she already hadn't seen him for the last 8 months after he found out she was pregnant. He bailed on her and got aonther 4 white girls pregnant instead. (And bounced on them too).
Loser Boyfriend by KeepinItRealYo September 24, 2012

Loser Boyfriend 

A Loser Boyfriend is a guy who rots in his room all day, gets jealous over everything, watches videos or plays video games all day instead of partying, changes his personality not to be hated, has a few friends, can't hold a conversation, isn't motivated to do what the human body needs and etc

When people say they want a Loser Boyfriend, they really don't want a Loser Boyfriend do they?
Loser Boyfriend by mysticvzmp March 25, 2024

loser boyfriend syndrome 

A mental disorder typical in women who have a loser boyfriend.

The woman will be depressed because the loser will not take her anywhere and is completely incapable of doing anything positive for her.

She will constantly whine and complain to other men about how her loser boyfriend makes her miserable but NEVER does anything about it, even if a good man is standing right next to her.

They often find reasons why they can't leave the loser and 100% of the time it's a bullshit reason, they just love to be miserable.

Chances of a woman with this mental disorder pulling out of it is about 1 in 300,000,000,000.

This mental disorder is fatal for the woman afflicted and for any man who isn't a loser that gets involved with her.
EXAMPLE:

Friend: "Yo, Early ask that girl out man, she seems like she digs you."

Early: "Nah man, Jamie has LBFS, also known as loser boyfriend syndrome.
Shes addicted to a loser who can't do anything for her.
If I want a shot I'd have to be a complete loser.
You know, treat her like shit and be a complete drain on her finances, fuck that.
I have too much self respect, too much going on for me, for her to really want me."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026