Lord Egg

The recipient of a large volume of crap (or "dog eggs")on their chest or face.

"I once met that *** ****** from that TV quiz program, and she asked me to play Lord Egg. I declined, but I was awoken at 3 in the morning to see her squatting over my chest and snipping off a length of bumrope"

Lord Egg by montyyouterriblecunt February 13, 2009

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Egg lord

Humpty Dumpty. beach.

Humpty Dumpty is a egg lord

Egg lord by edgelord191 February 11, 2019

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lord-eggbeef

a person who thinks they're right when they are blatantly wrong.

Alex Amini is constantly acting a fool because he is such a lord-eggbeef.

lord-eggbeef by lord_eggbeef (eggbeef saga) December 9, 2009

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