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Looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary 

Trying to find a way of showing that you have a big dick without them seeing your dick.
Person A: You better not be looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary again! It's just gonna ypsay you have a big dick!
Person B: Exactly

looking up words on urban dictionary 

Something you do when you're incredibly bored. Words usually consist of

A. Random shit.
B. Words that have meanings that relate to sex.
C. Your own name. Usually one of the definitions contain "large penis".
A person is looking up words on urban dictionary. The things he searches are...

A. fuck
B. one eyed trouser snake
C. mike

looking up names on urban dictionary 

when you look up the definitions of names on this site. one usually looks up your own name, then their friends. the top results are usually flattering which give leeway to the assumption that the definitions are just made by a name-owner's SO. sometimes they can be strangely accurate.
Brad: What are you doing?
James: looking up names on urban dictionary. the top definition for your name says you're an amazing person.
Brad: oh wow. your's says you're a good dude.
James: lets bang
Brad: ok no homo

Looking Up Morrowwind Cheats 

An excuse to use when you're actually surfing for porn.
John: Hey man what's up?
Daniel: Oh uh, nothing, um, I'm just looking up Morrowwind Cheats.
John: Was that porn?

looking up a dead mule's ass 

"Sometime's it's not worth looking up a dead mule's ass."

Looking up girls kissing 

Most lesbians (or other wlws) looked up girls kissing at a young age. The primary device used for looking up girls kissing is usually a communal/family device such as a computer or tablet, resulting in mortification once discovered in the search history.
Lesbian: "I was looking up girls kissing when I was 8 on the family computer."
Other girl: "the signs were all there."
Lesbian: "...Yup..."