Long timer

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A person who has worked in the same company or position for so long that they no longer give a crap. The company could collapse in bankruptcy all around them, and they would just shrug their shoulders and get another cup of coffee. For some, being fired or laid-off would almost be a relief. For others, they are just marking their time until retirement.

Coworker1: Hey, did you hear about the error Brad caused that crashed the network this morning?
Coworker2: Yeah, I heard about it, Jen. Do you think it's serious enough for management to give him the axe?
Coworker1: Maybe, but I don't think he gives a crap. I just saw him earlier playing solitaire!
Coworker2: Damn Long Timer!

Long timer by Vovalicious October 6, 2009

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longtime

Longtime, a word used for many purpasus. Originaly stolen from the movie . Original line was "Me so horney i love you long time." Longtime has undergorn a radical change. it now can be used in place of many words.

"Cya luke". "Longtime"
"What's going on longtime"
"how long are you going to be doing that job?" "Longtime"

longtime by baker_gt August 24, 2006

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Good longtime

Original line is " me love you long time" from the Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket.

Has evolved over the years but is usually used as a form of acknowledgment instead of saying excellent or cool.

"Hey bro whats going on wanna chill?"

"Good longtime"

Can also denote the quality of something and longtime vice versa.

A Ferrari is good longtime but a holden Commodore is longtime.

"Scaarn on Cunt?"
"Good longtime"

Good longtime by Chopper 597 February 4, 2019

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lovie longtime

A female chink, Asian prostitute. What a hooker gives you.
From the movie "Platoon" then exploited by many rappers such as "2 Live Crew" with the Lyric "me so horny, me lovie longtime"

That hoe gave me lovie longtime and some sucky sucky n-shit.

lovie longtime by Echappy November 29, 2006

Longtimeshowtime

tearing some pussy up

I had a longtimeshowtime yesterday.

Longtimeshowtime by 420D-Portkid June 6, 2022

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longtimeshowtime

tearing up some pussy

I had a Longtimeshowtime last night!

longtimeshowtime by 420D-Portkid June 8, 2022

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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