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Long nuts

It is when your girlfriend sucks on your nits so much they turn purple and they reach maximum LENGTH
SHE SUCKED ON THEM SO I AHAVE LONG NUTS
by Niger ass hair December 29, 2020
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Jimmy Longnuts

Jimmy Longnuts is a mysterious charecter who stalks facebook adding random people. Longnuts makes various posts from Ann Summers and often just makes his status random words such as "MEAT!". He has a very stylish goatee and often bares a striking resemblance to Napolean Dynamite.
Guy 1: Hey, whos this bloke that just added me on facebook?
Guy 2: Why, its Jimmy Longnuts of course!
by Photato April 12, 2011
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