A term which is pretty self-explanatory. Long Lasting Love, or "The Three L's" is a phrase used to describe old-fashioed traditional sex for the reasons of love, but for long periods of time, perhaps ranging into hours.
With the rise of ridiculous sexual tendencies and the terms related to them, this phrase seeks to return to the basic values of love and sexual intercourse.
"Man, have you heard of this 'baking cream pies' bullshit they're doing now? Fuck that. What happened to Long Lasting Love?"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).