Long Goodbye

Typically used to describe the last encounter between two friends, lovers, or family members before a long leave of absence (or in most cases, permanent).

Note: The literal saying of goodbyes doesn't necessarily have to be drawn out. "Long" only clarifies the fact that the people involved won't see each other again for a long time (if ever).

They said their long goodbyes before Tommy headed out west.

I hate the long goodbye.

I wish I had known that was the long goodbye. There's so much more I would have liked to say.

Long Goodbye by MacktheKnife December 28, 2012

long kiss goodbye

Blow job until ejaculation and the boner has become limp.

Long refers to the duration of the act.
Kiss refers to her lips on a man's dick.
Goodbye refers to the sperm and a mans boner going away after the act.

Man1: She gave me a long kiss goodbye right before I left for work.
Man2: aww sweet man.

long kiss goodbye by Give me a BJ biotch February 14, 2014

the long kiss goodbye

A series of actions:

1. Driving your girlfriend home.
2. Receiving a blowjob on the way. (ie roadhead)
3. Shooting a load of tonsil jelly down her throat.
4. Breaking off the relationship with her permanently.
5. Driving off leaving her crying on her doorstep, broken, ashamed, and feeling like a whore.

Bryce gives the long kiss goodbye to all of his girlfriends.

the long kiss goodbye by Bryce loves it October 22, 2008

the long island goodbye

Suicide.

When he could no longer look us in the eyes, we thought he was going to give us the long island goodbye.

the long island goodbye by Paul the Mediocre June 22, 2009