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Lonesome Mississippi Drifters

A musical group from Mississippi that travels the country crafting country western versions of number one hit songs
Bob - "Did you hear the Lonesome Mississippi Drifters' new song? They're really expanding their repertoire!"

Steve - "Yeah, I never knew that the song My Humps was so graphic until I heard the Drifters' version!"

lonesome wolf

When a guy won't ask out a girl
Shea have you asked her out yet? Don't be a lonesome wolf

lonesome road 

A badass dlc for Fallout New Vegas,telling more about the mysterious protagonist The Courier
Jim: "Kyle WYD"
Kyle:"Just killing tunnelers"
Jim:"Wut"
Kyle:"Just got the badass DLC for New Vegas lonesome road its pretty dope"
Jim:"Oooooooh ok , soooooooo WYD"
lonesome road by BadtotheRiot43 February 10, 2017

Lonesome Richard 

Sexual act where two men face each other with penises erect. One man masterbates his own penis as well as another stacked on top of his.
Adam was fine with masterbating by himself. However, it was a real treat to have Max join, so Adam gave Max a Lonesome Richard.

Lonesome George 

The final stage of the touching cloth process, when the lonely tortoise 'George', sticks his head out of his shell to say hello.
Tom: Luke you alright mate? you dont look so good.
Luke: nah Lonesome George is saying hello and it fucking hurts...Shit i think im blacking out
Lonesome George by wombles February 27, 2009

lonesome dove 

The act of fucking reverse cowboy style while using rusty hooks and the reigns.
Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as the rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.

This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.

Ex: Joseph was supposed to pick up the kids but called saying he was busy with the lonesome dove, and now child protective services is here.

Adam was supposed to help us carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving us.

I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.